HOOBLA BLOOGA.

WOOOOOOOO!

2009-06-13T00:51:00.000-07:00

WOOOOOO, ANTICIPATION EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN WAITING FOOOOR.

THE HOOOOLIDAAAAAAAYS!!! I LOOOOVE IT!

Sucks.

2009-06-08T11:42:00.001-07:00

Lately i've been feeling very....neeeeh. It's like i feel so aimless, i don't know what i'm doing half the time. I just wanna have a clear vision of where i'm going and what the hell i'm doing, you know?

Makes no sense i know haha.

It's like... I don't know what i'm feeling. Someone tell me.
It's as if i'm waiting for something, a kind of anxiousness.
It doesn't feel good AT ALL. Anticipation is NOT a good feeling when it occurs every second.

WHAT THE HELL AM I WAITING FOR THOUGH. OMG. This piss me off.

Holy mama, i sound so emo hahahaha! NOOOOOOOO.
haha, sooooorry. You know, all you guys are assholes.

School so faaaar....

2009-05-30T08:10:00.000-07:00

Ok, school so far has been...ok. Despite all the rushing for assignments, all the Ds and Fs and zeros. GOD, THE ZEROS. School's... quite fun.

I've seen a number of good looking people already! Ah hahaha.

That aside, nyp is really...disorganised. It pisssss me ooooooff. There's like the website thing to check your attendance, and if you get below 85% you'll automatically fail that module, you'll get debaaaaarred. And omg, if you're late past 10 minutes, it's automatic absent. Damn, didn't know poly was so strict haha. And my attendance suuuuucks lah. Shit man i'm getting quite worried hahahaha!

The other time i went for a lecture and when i entered the room, the clock read "9:08" SO I WAS ON TIME, but i had to run up the fuckin stairs and tap the card thing and it said "Time clocked in, 9:11". You gotta be fucking kiddin' me right. The lecturer was there, she saw that i wasn't late! But nooooooo, whatever the machine says is solid. YEAH THE MACHINES ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

IT'S LIKE THEY LEARNT NOTHING FROM TERMINATOR AND ARNOLD.

Oh yeah speaking of terminator, the movie that's out now, salvation or something, it sarks. Please don't watch it. Wasted 2 hours of my life on that stuuuuupid movie hahaha.

Went to some museum the other day, so didn't have lesson! Wooooooooo! I learnt nothing there.

Seriously, i wasn't listening to anything hahaha! Was too busy being stooopid.

Ok, so i should talk about my class now right? Since i haven't been updating. Um, they're....alright. A few of them are awesome, the rest are ok. Some are still SOOOOOOO quiet. It piss me off hahaha!

NOTHING CAN BEAT YOU GUYS THOUGH, 401!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha, miss you assholes. :(

AMIRA, YOU BOOOOOOOB, LET'S GO OUT SOOOOOOOON, bastard :(

Sorry bout turning down your invites lately, been busy! I really can't afford to get another F hahaha, I'M SICK OF IT.

Soooooooooon sooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!

Orientation.

2009-04-06T03:50:00.000-07:00

Ok so i just had orientation and omg, it was bad. It's just so fucking boring. All we did was walk, wait for 30 mins, walk somemore before staring at a fucking wall for 5 hours.
Only the second day was fun where we had all these games, you know those icebreaker kinda games. It was fun haha!

So yeah, gotta get a laptop soon? Stress, man. The mac just looks sooooooo gooooooooood.
But ooooooooh sooooooooooo expensive.
I really want it though! Damn it.

Well there's this notebook loan scheme for nyp where you can pay in installment after you graduate for a maximum period of 2 years. Sounds good. But a $4000+ laptop? Madness.

Well, my sister wants to get the macbook pro too. So i dunno if i can buy 2 laptops under that scheme haha. If she's not getting it, i don't think i will too :(

If i go to school with the damn mac people will be like...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LAH.

It's not my fault i want it! It's normal when you look at the brochure your eyes straight away zoom to the most expensive and prettiest one, right?!

God damn.

HOLY MAMA!!

2009-03-11T17:08:00.000-07:00

I JUST GOT THE ZOMBIE GENOCIDEST

ACHIEVEMENT!!

OMFG.

Zombie Genocidest: Kill 53 595 zombies.

HOLY SHIT MAN. I was just playing a random game of left 4 dead and bloop, the achievement just popped up. And i was like "OMGAWWWWWWWD!" Hahahahaha!!!

I never realised i played l4d so much. It's crazy how fucking addicting that game is. CRAAAZY.

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK.

2009-02-22T07:56:00.000-08:00

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

I'm so angry right now, i swear to god, if there was no law, i'd fucking set fire to that bitch and detonate an explosive on that cunt ass bitch's face that explodes in a stream of acid. While i laugh as her OH SO PRETTY face melts into nothing.

Fuck.

This is one of the times i feel so fucking mad, i could just EXPLODE.

Although it might seem like such a petty thing, to me it isn't. This has gone on for loooong enough.

This stupid girl has been driving me crazy.

A friend? Not really.
A pain in the asshole? Most Definitely.

LIKE C'MON, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. IF SHE WOULD JUST DIE, YEAH JUST DIE, RIGHT NOW. I FEEL LIKE 10 FUCKING MIRACLES WOULD HAPPEN.
(ok exaggeration. BUT FUCK.)

Tomorrow i'll probably read this post and go, oh man, why was i so angry? That post is so stupid, i shouldn't have typed that. But you know what? It's not tomorrow yet, and i'm still MAJORLY pissed.

Shit. I don't really wanna type out what happened, cause I KNOW it'll seem petty and meaningless to all of you. So, i'll save myself the embarrassment.
Even if i tell someone, their response would be "oh, that sucks."

AND YES, IT DOES SUCK. THIS FUCKASS RUINED MY LIFE.

SHE SPOILED IT FOR ME. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH.

When i heard i was literally like,

Followed by,

Yeah it was over msn.

Why so angry? Really, i have no idea. I really shouldn't be so angry over something like this.
But i am. Maybe it isn't just this issue alone, but generally the way she is, pisses me off. Maybe.

So why am i still her friend?

NO FUCKING CLUE.

I already know what i should do. Ditch the cunt. But can i really? I hope i can.

I really hope i'm able to do just that.

Being Asian is so KICKASS.

2009-02-10T14:49:00.000-08:00

Haha, dunno if you guys watched this already but hell it's sooo funny, especially the last part HAHAHA.

"Give them a pat on the ooooooooh HIGH FIVE" Hehehehe.

Even though he looks sissy gay with the hair and stuff, he's oh soooo funny hahaha.
Haha yeah, sissy gay.
Sissy PLUS gay, DAAAAAMN COMBO MUUUUTHAFUUUUUCKER.
Although many people on youtube stereotype asians like that, it's not really true now is it? Who's parents are like that? Not mine. Hehehehe, but still it's funny to joke about us (asians).

AZN PRIDE MAAAAAAN.

Hehehe yeah i'm actually glad i'm from Singapore. It's a good country, if not for me being here, i wouldn't have made such great friends. Yeah i'm talking about you guys :)

I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU GUUUUUYS.
I'll try not to at least hehehe.

OH AND I'M SO GONNA CALL YOU PEOPLE

EVERY WEEKEND.

I'M SERIOUS, SO BE READY.

Haha, i suddenly remembered the time Amira called Mr Rumi the Ruminator.
DAAAAMN, i remembered i laughed soooo hard!
And also when she pronounced this particular word, he malay accent comes out SOOOO STRONG, like a freaking tsunami.
Haha, and the time before night class, freakin' hell man. Can't believe we pulled it off, talk about pro-ness haha. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT RIGHT AMIRA?
YOU SHOOOOOULD.

LOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOONY!!!

HAHAHAHA.

Aaaaah damn it, such good times. I'm kinda looking forward to poly but at the same time i'm not. Somehow i just wanna believe that this is just a really long holiday after finals and we'll all be together again after it ends. Back in class 401, where all my greatest memories were formed :)

Yeah i'm seeeeerious, AND OOOOH SOOOO EMOOOOOOOOOOOO
TIONAL.

Emotional, no no no, not emo hehe.

God damn it all of you piss me off. I'm gonna miss you guys ):
At first when i got in yck i HAAATED IT. I really did. Sec 1 and 2 was...not really hell, it was just...unlikable.
BUT NOW, I REALLY LIKE THE SCHOOOOOOL. HAHAHA!
Never thought i'd hear myself say that.
But you know, the people make the place.

ON A DIFFERENT NOTE, RESIDENT EVIL 5 IS GONNA COME OUT SOOOOOOON!!!

March never seemed so far away!! I have a feeling i'm gonna buy this game at launch.
I've been playing THE SHIT out of the demo. It's just 2 levels, but damn it, IT'S SO GOOOOOOD!

I hope i won't get disappointed when i get the full product, and i don't think i will.

Soooooo, once the time comes to buy RE5, anybody up for some co-op action? ;)

(This livin's not as hard as it seems.)

Australian Open.

2009-02-01T05:19:00.000-08:00

I finally managed to disable the disabled RIGHT CLIIIIICK!!!
CAN I HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE PLEEEASE!!!!!

I told Sofie that i'm not eating tomorrow if Federer loses.

GOD DAMN IT. Stupid Federer, he could've won! HE WOULD'VE IF HE WASN'T BEING SUCH A LITTLE PANSY ASS.

God, Nadal pisses me off so much. Man, every time shit like this happens i go into depression mode.
I'm sooooo sooooo sad. Poor Fed ):

Don't worry buddy, you'll win next time!

TO ME YOU'RE STILL #1!!!!

YEAH, NUUUUUMBAAAAH OOOOOONE!!!!!

Yeah, fuck Nadal and his damn biceps, WHO NEEDS 'EM.

NOW, LISTEN TO THIS MELLOW SONG.

DREAMS BE DREAMS

She's just waiting for the summertime
when the weather's fine

and she could hitch a ride out of town
and so far away
from that low down
good for nothing
mistake making fool with excuses like
"baby that was a long time ago"
but that's just a euphemism

if you want the truth he was out of control
but a short time's a long time

when your mind just won't let it go

well summer came along and then it was gone
and so was she but not from him

cause he followed her just to let her know
her dreams are dreams
and all this livin's so much harder than it seems
but girl don't let your dreams be dreams
you know this livin's not so hard as it seems

dont let your
dreams be dreams
your dreams be dreams.

Federer, next time, i know you'll make it.

Wtf is that alien thing?

2009-01-18T13:10:00.000-08:00

OOOOOOH, WTF IS THAAAAAAAT!?

Yeah yeah i know. I fucked up the arms and hands and fingers and WHY IS THERE A BANISTER THINGY? Cause i fucked up her entire arm hahahaha, it kinda looks too short.

Yeah this is the result of me not wanting to put her hands behind her back just to hide the fact I CAN'T DRAW ARMS/HANDS AT ALL.
It's really depressing ):
BUT I DECIDED NOT TO GO DOWN THAT ROAD.
This is what i thought, "IF I KEEP RUNNING AWAY FROM IT, I'LL NEVER IMPROOOOOVE"

LIIIIIIIIIES! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO WHAT COULD'VE BEEN A HOT CHICK(yeah right, she'll still be uuuuugleeeeeh).
SHE'S MUTILATED NOW.
Oh yeah and i messed up her lower belly, the shading is whack. HAHAHA, damn.

GOD DAMN IT.
This no right click thing is so annoying. Somebody TELL ME HOW TO ABLE IT AGAIN.

And yeah towards the right, the banister fence thing, i kinda got lazy. And you know, after a while of looking at the picture i realised how grossly disgusting it looks. So why am i uploading it then? So people can laugh WITH ME. Yes yes, a noble cause indeed!

So maybe i'll try to fix it up if i ever get around to colouring it, which is highly doubtful. Yeah i'll stop halfway just like the other picture. I CAN NEVER FINISH ANYTHING. GAWD. It pisses me off. The coloured version would be just as bad anyway.

So ok, if i'm bored shitless i might get around to it, since there really isn't any good new games coming out lately. And after days of fawning over GOW 2, i've come to the conclusion:

Gears of War 2 is boring as fuck.

Damn it is. After you get over the epicness of it all, it's really just a boring game. Once i finished it i had no desire to replay it. I'd try though! I'd turn it on, shoot things for 5 minutes, die and go "fuck this."

THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN GEARS 1.

In gears 1 i would die and i'd go, "OOOOOOH, YOU TRICKY LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME YOOOOOU, I WILL, YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, LOCUST SCUM." before proceeding to try over and over again a hundred times before i manage to do it out of luck.

Gears 2 is just too....epic. It's so epic that it's epicly boring. If that makes sense. It probably doesn't haha, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT?!

Like like, there's not enough shooting! Although the campaign(story mode) is undoubtedly longer than the first, it's all filled with dialogue and cutscenes and shit. And the parts where it's not cutscenes, YOU'RE ALWAYS DRIVING SOMETHING. STOP WITH THE DRIVING. DRIVING IS BORING.

There are only so few firefights. Although the one driving sequence near the end is SO FUCKING COOL, YOU GET TO RIDE A FUCKING BRUMAK. YEAH I'M NOT SHITTING YOU. A BRUUUUUMAK.

....just nod and pretend you know what i'm talking about.

So yeah, other than that the driving sequences are a bore and i always can't wait for it to end and get into the real action. Even though you stiil shoot things while driving, IT'S NOT THE SAME!

And the first playthrough it's really cool! You're all like "DAMN BOY, I'M DRIIIIVNG! SHIT THIS IS SO COOOOOOL." And for the cutscenes you'll be like "AW SHIT, LOOK AT THEM GRAPHICS, OH WHAT?! POOR DOM. MARCUS IS SO COOL. SHIT DAMN, THIS IS LIKE A MOVIE!"

And the second time you play through it it'll still be kinda cool, but also a drag. gears 1 was so good because it was "less talking, more fighting." AND IT WORKED! THAT FORMULA IS PURE GOLD.

In Gears 1, whenever there was a cutscene, i take it as a much needed break from all the action.
In Gears 2, whenever there was a cutscene, i'll be like "Wtf? Alright alright, i know, poor Dom, can we go shoot up some shit now?"

GOD. THIS MAKES ME SO AAAAANRGY. It makes me so angry that i'm playing GTA, a game centered around DRIVING.

Maaaaaaan, this is fucked up.

Aftermath of Prom.

2008-11-19T09:09:00.000-08:00

SOOOO, just arrived home after prom. Decided to update.

AMIRA'S GONNA LEAVE ON FRIDAY, OMG NOOOOOOOO.
THAT'S SOOOOO BALLS.

Yeeeeah, so she's coming over tomorrow for ONE LAST ROUND OF GEARS.
NOOOOOOO, she better be early LOL.
But knowing amira, she won't be haha!
C'MON AMIRA, SURPRISE ME AND COME EARLY!!

After tomorrow, i pretty much have NO plans, including the dreaded week when she'll be in australia.

LIKE, OMGWTFBBQ. HAHAHA, i'm gonna post MANY pictures in this post today. CAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT AND JUST WANNA USE UP SPACE.

Oh, there's this guy WHO IS SO AWESOMELY COOL, IF HE WERE REAL, I'D TOTALLY RAPE HIM. ROFL.

Seriously. Argh, i'll post a picture in the next post or something.
Hmm, oh my dad got rechargable batteries for me for the 360 controller.

DAYUUUUM, thoes things suck battery juice really fast, no wonder it keeps on disconnecting. So yeah, i have the rechargables BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THEM LOL.

The charging device looks so freaking complicated. LOL.

SO YEAH, that's all i wanna say.

SEE YOU IN A WEEK AMIRA, YOU SHITFACE ROFL!!

PROTOTYPE

2008-11-02T02:46:00.000-08:00

Ok, so i just found out from wikipedia, HEY, IT'S A CREDIBLE SOURCE. SOMEWHAT.

Anyway, i found out that prototype comes out December 30th!! SO I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR. BUUUUUUT, december 30th IS kinda like next year anyway...

BUT OH WELL.

Social studies is tomorrow. And i haven't studied shit. I just totally don't feel like studying AT ALL.
God, it sucks. Even though it's O levels, i really don't feel like stress. And yes, i know it'll SEVERELY affect our lives, like if we don't do well we're not gonna succeed in life, we're gonna get a low paying job like SELLING USED TIN CANS. OMG.

OR, GIVING BJ's IN DARK ALLEYS TO DRUNKS. LOL, THAT'LL REALLY SUCK.
ROFL, THE PUN IS NOT INTENDED!

But that's what hobo's do and there're no hobo's in Singapore. According to research.
So, you don't REALLY have to worry.

OH BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

Do you see those old people that check rubbish bins for stuff? I feel REALLY bad when i see them.

Anyway, back on topic, we're gonna lead a sad life, sitting on a tattered armchair eating stale chips while getting FAT.
Oh wait, i'm fat already. I guess i can strike that off the list.

And you know i'll probably be listening to this song OVER and OVER while i cry my eyes out. Seriously.

If i ever end up like that (i fucking hope not) , i will literally cry my eyes out. I'll catch them in my hands and let them chill on a beach chair while i proceed to cry blood from my eyeball-less eyes.

Sad huh?

Yeah i know.

Funny how an exam can DETERMINE the rest of our lives.
YES, DETERMINE.
As in, if you fail this motherfucking test, YOU ARE SCREWED. FOR LIFE.

SO WHY AM I NOT STUDYING, SINCE I DON'T WANNA END UP FUCKING MYSELF IN THE ASS?

I don't know.

Maybe it's because i feel that maybe there's another path. Maybe.

And yes, i feel like there is, not think.

I wanna go to poly. But i seriously feel like i can't. The way i've been going, it's impossible.
I don't wanna go ITE, i don't wanna stay back another year.

So what do i do? Work for the remainder of my life at macdonald's?

HELL NO.

I'll figure something out lol. BUT I KNOW I'LL BE SAD. But i won't regret it. Cause i know this is the best i can do. I can't go any higher.
Maybe i'll be able to work something out, if my parent's don't disown me first lol.

But you know, if they do, screw 'em.

WOOOOOOOAH, SOMBRE, SOMBRE MOOD WE GOT HERE EH?

WEEEEEEEEELL, ANYWAY, ON A LIGHTER NOTE, O LEVELS ARE ENDING SOOOOON!!

DISCO PARTY IS ON ITS WAY SOON PEOPLE. GET YOUR GO-GO BOOTS AND AFRO ON!

Oh yeah, check it out, instead of studying, i've been doing that. AND IT'S UGLY AS FUCK. Actually you know what, i'm putting it up, so you can laugh at it.

Yeah, go ahead, let out a little giggle. It'll do you good :D

Oh yeah and i'm not planning to continue, since, well, i'm bored of the picture. I notice i never finish anything lol. OH WELL.

Halloween?

2008-10-31T07:47:00.000-07:00

hey, isn't it halloween today? I could be wrong.

MAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

How come, no one in singapore does trick or treating? NOW THAT'S WEIRD.

Haha, actually if someone actually does that, going door to door asking for candy, the residents response would be "siao ar you."

Hell, i might say that too.

Oh and the song that's playing right now, it's so sad, AND EMO.

Gears 2 is coming out soon :D

17 november i think lol. OH AND DON'T EVEN GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT RESISTANCE.

That game has NOTHING on GoW. Especially since it's on the PS3, it sucks even more ass.

C'mon, the PS3 itself is a suck ass console, it's way overpriced and there aren't even any good titles out for it. Most of its games are just brought over from the 360.

And yes i know the 360 sucks hardware wise. It's really unstable.

LOL, BUT IT GOT GOOD GAMES BRUUUUUUUTHAAAAAAAA!!!!!11!

Oh man, i can't wait to play it!! DAMN.
THEY EVEN HAVE A MUTHAFOOKING CHAINSAW ON A MUTHAFOOKIN' GUUUUN.
DAAAAAAAAAAMN.

Now that, is sweet.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD.

Oh oh check this out.

Too bad it comes out in 2009. Not sure of the exact date though.

BUT IT LOOKS SO COOL. FOOKIN' SHAPESHIFTER!

Why does it have to come out on the PS3 though. THAT SUCKS.
WHY CAN'T IT BE 360 EXCLUSIVE.
OMG WHYYYYYYYYYY.

Oh yeah, i'm also kinda thinking of getting condemned 2...but meh.

*END NERD TALK*

(lol i'm just kidding bout the Ps3 sucking ass. All 3 consoles are good in their own ways. Including the Wii, thus, 3. )

Ha Ha Ha.

2008-09-16T13:12:00.000-07:00

Woah, it's like 4 :12 a.m and i'm typing up a post lol. Lmao, school starts in like 2+ hous.

AWESOME.

Been a long time since i updated (like always).

AND YES, I'M GONNA NAME MY CHILD NONG LONG.

YES, THAT.

And you knwo what it mean? It means, hardworking DRAGON. \

FEEL THE POOOOOWAAAAAAAA SUCKERS!

I don't care boy or girl, first child = 农龙

Nobody should be stealing that name, i put blood, sweat, time and the occasional fart, in the thinking of that.

And omg, it's a great name, I know right?!

LOL.

Haha, i failed a math so badly, i find it so funny. It's really unbelievable how shitty my marks are. No no wait, it's below being shitty. IT'S SHITTIER.

OH DAMN, shittier is actually a word, check it out man;

Adjective: shitty (shittier,shittiest)
Usage: vulgar
1. Very bad.

LOL! COOOOOOL!

Oh adn now it's 4:22. Sofie's gonna be up soon.

And , oh yeah, this girl who i don't know, gave me like 30 million a few days ago.

30 FUCKING MILLION.

OMG. YOU KNOW IT'S THE ONE WITH THE SIX ZEROS.

So yeah. That's a a lot and i was happy. Oh and max is so cute lol.

UNCOOL MAAAAAAAAAN.

2008-08-19T02:11:00.000-07:00

HEE HEE, that video is so funny.

RAWBERRY!! Sounds so violent, like a barbarian call lol!

And MENERGY sounds COOL LOL!

Update hmmm, uh..umm...oh we had P.E today...i suck at handball lol! BUT IT'S OK!
SPAAAAAARTAS WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
ONWARD!!

Hmmm, what else can i say to take up spaaaaaaace. DA DEE DA DEE DA.
Oh i watched that video Amira mention by nigahiga lol. That ninja thing, lol! It took me like an hour to figure out the hand trick lol! DAMN, it looked to fast and cool in the video! LIKE WATER.
Oh that reminds me, DIARRHOEA , FLOW LIKE A RIIIIIIVER.
LMAAAAAAO. Anyone who gets the reference, 100 points!! Hee hee, points.

I know Amira will know. *wiggles eyebrows* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah maaaaaaaaaan. HEH HEH.

Oh yeah, AMIRA,

I CHANGED THE SONG, SINCE YOU HATED IT

SO MUCH.

NOW IT'S MELLOW. BASK IN ITS MELLOWNESS BAAAAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYY.

You'd better get yourself tooooooooogether, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby lol!

Hmmmm, you know there are some lyrics in songs that i really like. Whilst in other songs the lyrics don't really make much sense. BUT THE BEAT'S CATCHY (for the songs that has nonsense lyrics). Know what i mean? LIKE THIS:

NOT COOL: Shake it by Metro Station.

OK THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE. I, MYSELF, LIKE THE SONG. So, RELAX.
Ok, here goes;

Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare

ALRIGHT, 'but' is a negative connotation, used to display disagreement between the two parts of a sentence, yes? So in order to STIMULATE (ah aah AMIRA, i can remember some of the stupid things leeeeeeeeh!) disagreement, there would have to be a contradiction of terms right?

But see, in the sentence, LIPS and EYES HAVE NO CONNECTION WHATSOEVER. NOTHING. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT'S IT'S BOTH ON THE FACE. BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THE LYRICIST IS TRYING TO TELL US.
In fact, WHAT THE HELL IS HE TRYING TO TELL US FROM THAT SENTENCE. From the description of this girl by her mouth and eye movement, the only deduction i can concur is, she's retarded. But that wouldn't be too romantic would it. So i guess that's not his intention, this is, a love/sex song after all. BUT IS IT?!
OH HO. THINK ABOUT THAT.

You're on the bed but your clothes are laying right there

Just for your information, NOT EVERYONE SLEEPS IN THE NUDE.

And I was thinking of places that I could hide

Why does he want to hide? Didn't he just say "And I was thinking of ways that I could get inside" in the first verse? OH OH, SO NOW HE WANTS TO HIDE. JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T SLEEP NAKED. Shame on you!

Tonight you're falling in love

OH, ARE YOU REALLY. You damn prejudiced against un-naked people prick.

The feelings stirring me up

Oh and hey don't get me started on the bridge and chorus. Those two make zero sense. IT'S JUST WORDS. ON A STICK.

Now if she does it like this will you do it like that
Now if she touches like this, will you touch her right back
Now if she moves like this, will you move it like that

Ok, the bridge is still tolerable. Although, TOUCHING IS USUALLY FROWNED UPON BY MANY.

DO NOT TOUCH.....UNNECESSARILY.

Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it

OK, there it is. The big finisher. People who like this song, you do realise, that the chorus(probably the catchiest part of the song that causes you to remember the title) ONLY consists of 3 words.
Shake, uh and it.

no wait, actually it's 2 words. UH ISN'T EVEN A WORD. IT'S JUST A NOISE. A GRUNT IF YOU WILL. That has got to be the most unintelligent chorus ever. Besides, that "You're Beautiful" song by James Blunt, that's the most stupid song i've ever heard.

Alright, i'm pretty much done. HOWEVER, i would like to say that i do like "Shake It", VERY MUCH. I really do, because even though it makes no sense, IT'S COOL.
LOL. I actually feel bad for dissing the song like that, but what's done is done, and it'll be too heartbreaking to backspace all that i've typed. I'LL DIE from the intense and searing MISEEEEEERY. LOL.

Hee hee, although i made fun of the song, i still know that it's good cause i'll never be able to write a song like that, and the lyricist must've possessed quite a degree of intelligence to be able to conjure such uh, rhymes lol. AND, i actually have no right to say anything since he's like making lotsa money with the damn song lol!

I KNOW ALL THAT, BUT I STILL

DID IT ANYWAY. HAH.

ALRIGHTY, after all that's said and done, i would really love to tell you what i think is a COOL song but alas, you guys will say that i'm biased, which i probably will be when choosing a song as a COOL example lol. I'm sure those of you who know, KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

Yes, those who know, will know.

And besides, the song that i'll choose will be one that will have a negative response from SOME people. HEE HEE HEE. YA KNOOOOOOOOOW. YEAH!

Maybe if i'm in the mood for torturing people with my bad taste in music, i'll talk about it in the next post lol, since this one's getting a tad long.

OK, AND I'M DONE! Notice this whole update is just rambling. ABOUT NOTHING.
YEAH! THE EVER COMMON TOPIC! REJOICE! DANCE AROUND THE FIRE!

HUUUUUUUUU, WEEEEEEEE.

2008-08-12T06:49:00.001-07:00

HO YEAH. Got back my MANDARIN results today, lol CHINESE LAH CHINESE.

Yeah well, got a C6. Ain't TOO bad. I don't have any regrets though. I did my best, and i know this is the best that i'll ever do. So yeah, didn't feel sad, miserable, hapless, low-down, dejected OR excruciatingly agonising, pitiful, torturously cauterised ANGUISH.

Woah, cool huh? So it was ok. Ho yeah, did i also mention that we got back our results on the day of our english ORAL. OH MY FUCKING GOD. It was terrible.

I was muttering like a fool. The venue was the library and well WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, I WAS FIRST; along with Geraldine of course. Sigh. So anyway, the two uh, teachers? Were upstairs on the second floor of the library, and i had to climb the spiral staircase, THAT WAS THE MOST HARROWING WALK I EVER TOOK. I swear to god, on like the 5th step, all my bones turned to dust. JUST POOF, and away it goes, into a land filled with dust. DUSTLAND.

WHERE DUST MOUNTAINS GROW AND COWS MILK DUSTIFIED CREAMY SUBSTANCES.

Oh ew, that sounded sick lol. So yeah, i sat down went through hell, came back, SCORCHING HOT! YEAH BABY!

AFTER THAT ORAL, I WAS SO HOT I CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING AND THE DEATH OF POLAR BEARS.

Get it get it? KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!??! LOL, ok NEVER MIND. Don't hurt yourself thinking about it too much.

You know for those of you who have yet to understand the intellectual competence of said sentence, you should be glad. It actually means that you're not corrupted wholly YET.
So what you should do is slice of a piece of yourself for future preservation, help the next generation rekindle such rare innocence lol!

CELL CLONING BABY. Yeah, technology of the future, how cool is THAT. HOO HOO.

SO YEAH, WHERE WAS I. Oh, the China Olympics thingy has begun, it's COOOOOL. YEEEAH.

So in honour of the festivities or hmmm, i mean occasion, i made a trip to the cutting hair person and gave myself a china cut. IN SPIRIT OF THE BEIJING OLYMPICS. Because you know, China's the new FLACK.

Oh dear, that just didn't make any sense lol! ARGH.

So YES, Chinese was a total bust and English Oral so sucked. Oh yes, it didn't just SUCK. Because sucking would be too abstemious a term, and thus, SO is the emphasis on which SUCKING fails to accentuate; that is why SO SUCK is such a beautiful BEAUTIFUL PHRASE. IT IS.

IT BURNS WITH THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND

SUNS, SHINES WITH THE MAGNIFICENCE

OF A MILLION LIGHT BULBS PACKED IN A

CELLOPHANE TUBE,

ILLUMINATES WITH THE SPARKLING

BRILLIANCE OF A TRILLION DUSTIFIED

CREAMY SUBSTANCES.

OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. LOL.
But, maybe you don't.

For all you unstupid people out there who didn't waste their time reading this completely useless piece of text, here's your summary.

In a nutshell, all i wanted to say is, i got back my Chinese O level results aaaaand, english oral was baaaaaaaad.

Yup. And now you can leave ;D

Cool.

2008-04-11T09:39:00.000-07:00

LMAO, i'm fucking Matt Damon. HEE HEE.
Oh yeah, check out the 3:11 MAD SKILLS. WITH THE LIGHT AND EVERYTHING LOL!
That video made me laugh!
And now the song's stuck in my head. AWESOME.

You know although it was funny, Sarah Silverman kinda annoys me. She just has that annoying vibe surrounding her. IT BURNS.

Oh yeah,

SORRY LYDIA, FOR NOT MAPLING WITH YOU. I TOOK A NAP INSTEAD. AND I DREAMT OF NICE THINGS.

AND NO. YOU WEREN'T IN IT. =D

HO HO, today before class, all of us were playing netb-...WTF. AMIRA BEAT ME TO IT.
SHOOT.

Ah well, so yeah, all of us. WERE PLAYING. Like idiots. And omg, i swear to god, our group was the noisiest. And you know we weren't screaming like girlie girls, with the high shrills and eeeeeeeeeeek kinda sound. LOL, all of us were like SHOUTING.

With the bellowing kinda voice. And what's worse is all that came outta our mouths were the basic three, "WHAT THE FUCK." , "WHAT THE HELL" , and "BITCH."

There were also these weird comments coming from the guys. They were like "push her down laaaaah" or "why don't you just stab her" or something like that lol!

MAN, i was LAUGHING the whole way. Oh, and i got hit in the face with the ball TWICE.
NOT ONCE, TWICE.

ON THE SAME EYE. It didn't bruise though, and i was so dumb, the ball was like flying towards me, all i could see was ball, and yet i just stood there stoning, like an asshole lol. So yeah, i think it was kinda my fault.

Oh and Amira's aiming is DEALY accurate. Literally.
I don't know why but suddenly she just threw a ball at this girl and it hit her square on her head, and the ball was like the same size/shape as her head so it went "BOINK" and then...we laughed LOL.

So basically yeah. It was fun. And that was probably the only day i've heard so much vulgarities emitting from the same place at once. IT WAS COOL.

You know we probably looked like a bunch of retards running around and shouting at each other lol. But you know what, i really don't give a shit =D

HEH HEH. Oh yeah, AMIRA, YOUR FAVOURITE MATT DAMON IS IN THE VIDEO.

Yeah, he is KINDA cute, but not that cute. LOL!

Oh and here, ANOTHER VIDEO, to brighten up your day. A clip of some guy looking disgusted. HOW GREAT IS THAT.

Lol, i dunno if it's just me, but his expression makes me laugh. And the "is that shit?" part IS SO FUNNY. I mean, did he really need to ask? LOL! And when the guy walked in with food, and nearly barfed! LMAO.
Ok ok, i'm done :)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

Videos Videos Videos.

2008-03-18T09:34:00.000-07:00

LOL, the "...but he loves you." part cracked me up!
Lol, ya know, for an old guy he has such SPIRIT! GOOD ON HIM!

heh heh, now take a look at this!

YEAH BABY! LOL, i know i took a really long time to put this up. LOOOOONG. BUT, it was only because i...do not like updating, when i have nothing to talk about. So since i don't know what to talk about, i just polluted the page with videos! GOOOOD.

And omg, we have to go back to school on saturday. SATURDAY.
You know, saturday. The best day of the week. YA KNOOOW.

The S-to the-A-to the-T-U-R-D-A-Y-HEEEEY!

HAH. You know how most hip hop songs sound really catchy? And they are! but when you actually break down the lyrics and read it like a speech, it sounds so GOD DAMN AWFUL. Cuz the lyrics don't even make sense. But, it's funny though xD

Take irreplaceable for example. I was practicing it in physics class today. IT WAS...YEEEAH~

Hm. Well, that's it. you won't be hearing from me for a long time, maybe a few weeks or months. SO STAY TUNED. AND DON'T TOUCH THAT REMOTE! DON'T DO IT.

"I know you're friends with her, but there's a code.
Bros before hoes maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan."

I'm back, kinda.

2008-03-05T09:43:00.000-08:00

So this year's O levels. I really should be more worried. But i just can't find it in me to give a shit. IT'S HARD TO DO!

And you know how parents like to nag at you like ALL THE TIME? Well, the more they nag the more i wouldn't wanna do anything about my studies. Just to tick them off. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST STOP NAGGING AND NAGGING AND NAAAAAAGGING?!

Like WTF!?

Do they have some kind of built-in, machine operated nag processor or something!? Like you walk in a room and as long as you're within a 5 feet radius, they home in 'nag missiles' on you and strike you down with the constant babbling of words that make discontent and indignation well up inside your cesspool of hate and soap scum.

CAUSE IT SURE DOES FEEL LIKE IT.

OMG, SOOOOOOOAP SCUUUUUUUUM. IT PWNOORZZSXXX YOOOOOOOU.

OMG NERD SPEAK! ME FTW! L337 SPEAK RULZERZ!

EW.

Argh. I HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. CAPS CAPS CAPS. WOOOOOOO.
boo boo cat. Lol that was random, but it's the writing thing on my mug right on my table.
Lol, i'm serious! It's really on my desk right now. It's you know, that print thing they put on cups to spoof it up a bit? Like you know, not like those boring old white cups that go "ooooh, i'm so boriiiiiing, cause i'm all whiiiiite", but instead one of those that go, "OMG, I'M LIKE SO COLOURFUL! ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW IN MY COLOURFULNESS OF DOOOOOOM. NOW BOOOOOOOW, OR I WILL KILL YOOOOOOOOOOU."

...ok, that was so lame. HMM, i just need to waste some more space till this post looks looooong.

Yes, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.

That wasted quite a lot :D

Hmmm, what do people post on their blogs anyway? It seems like they have a massive amount of things to talk about, while i have NONE. GOD, i'm so NOO- no wait, I'M SUCH A BEGINNER! GAWD.

I will not say the word 'noob' anymore. SINCE, amira has reported the status on YOU people.

YES, YOOOOOU. I'M TALKING ABOUT YOOOOOU. THE ONE READING THIS RIGHT NOW.

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

HA.
I so hate chemistry. Mostly because i have no fucking clue what the hell the teacher is spouting from that ghastly opening she calls a mouth. GEEZ.

Like come on, when you think a teacher can't get any worse, IT DOES.
YES, FROM NOW ON TEACHER'S ARE 'ITS'.

Don't give me shit on how, "ooooh, they're human too you know! They have liiiiiives! Why can't you respect them as a person?! I HAAAAATE YOOOOU"

Well, maybe we WOULD, if they stopped treating us like FUCKING IDIOTS.
Alright, so we failed a test. SO WHAT?! What's done is done.
Would it really help if it goes, "oh, this is a low standard paper, you're the best class, and yet you can't do this? AI YOOOOO, WHAT IS THIS?"

AI YOOOO? WHAT IS THIS?
WTF DOES "WHAT IS THIS" MEAN?!

IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! Like if someone tells me, "I don't know how to do this question." would it be logical if i replied, "WHAT IS THIS?!" without actually directing it at anything? So what i'm doing is, i'm leaving it to hang in the air. Leaving it there as a mystery to the world? OH, IT'S JUST ANOTHER WORD THAT WAS LEFT FLOATING UP THERE WITH THE OXYGEN AND NITROGEN, THAT WENT MINGLING WITH THE CARBON DIOXIDE.
OH YEAH, IF WE KEEP THIS UP, WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH WORDS TO POLLUTE THE SKY AND EVENTUALLY BLOCK OUT THE SUN! Oh yeah you might not see it now, but IT'S THERE. I SWEAR TO GOD, IT'S THERE. It it annoys me so.

OH MY GAWD. "WHAT IS THIS" is not even an appropriate answer! If you use it when you're pointing at something or directing it at an object, THEN YES, IT IS USABLE IN THAT CONTEXT. But as an exclamation? NO!

OK, maybe it's meant as an exclaimated statement. (i know there's no such word as exclaimated, but you people know what it means right? Good, then it serves it's purpose.) Even if that was the case, IT'S NOT RIGHT. What is the statement about? ABOUT NOTHING. then we come back to the word pollutants again, it gets puffed up there in the air like all the rest, and POOF, one day the world will go black, and we'll all die from pigmentation. Yes, DIE.

OK, BREEEEATHE.

Alright. I'm not saying that i'm smarter or anything, or that i'm right. I'm just pointing out that it's....not very teacher savvy to be making up weird phrases like that to send us hidden vibes telling us that we suck. WE KNOW THAT ALREADY.

Isn't school supposed to be a conducive environment, WHERE WE LEARN THE RIGHT THINGS? THE THINGS THAT MAKE SENSE? No, wait. Math doesn't make sense. AND CHEMISTRY MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL! What the hell is up with all these chemical elements floating around?! I DON'T SEE THEM.
Do you really wanna grow up and say "What is this?!" in response to someone's question? Cause if i were that person, i'd FUCKING HIT YOU.
I WOULD HIT YOU WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE.

Or some nicer people might just confirm that you're retarded and walk away.
DO YOU REALLY WANT YOUR LIFE TO GO DOWN THAT ROAD?

ONLY YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN FUTURE.
FOR EVERY ACTION THERE IS A REACTION, AND FOR THIS PARTICULAR ONE, IT MIGHT NOT BE AS GENTLE.

SO MAKE YOUR CHOICE. YOU, CHOOSE YOUR DESTIIIIIINY.

Lol, ok, i didn't even know what that was about. It's complete nonsense, but i needed to fill up space, i think i did! IT'S LOOOOOOONG NOW! YEAH BABY! LOL.

But seriously though, it does annoy me. However, none of this should be taken seriously. Unless you want to, then go right on ahead. BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

WOAH, i'm gonna knock off soon lol. TIIIIRED.

Heheh, came back with a bang didn't i?

"I Quote."

2007-11-08T23:54:00.000-08:00

"How come when God talks to Joseph Smith he's a prophet, but when God
talks to me, I'm schizophrenic?"

~Christian William Markelli

Awesome statement up there. Lol.

Ah yes, on another note: Oldies music will always rule.
Lol, that song, is so mushy. But yet soooooo...how you say, LOMANTIC. No?
Lmao.

Omg, i went to school today. And i was D-Y-I-N-G. Not only was it boring as fuck, our bloody English teacher was being such a prat.
God, i hate her so.

Oh yeah, and i have quite a big announcement to make:

LYDIA, I TAKE IT BACK. YOU'RE NOT BI.

YOU'RE JUST LESBIAN!

LOL. I bet she'll love it when she sees that. She was trying to hit on Cassandra during English period. I'll never let her live it down.

Oh yeah, just finished watching a movie. It was horrible. I wasted 72 hours of my life and bandwith downloading it. Jesus. The acting is horrible, the guys aren't even cute. The damn lead has a head shaped like a tulip. The back part of his skull is just so ROUND. And not only was he not good looking, the plot wasn't even believable. And his "boyfriend" is such a prick. He keeps saying ooooh, i love i love, it'll be oooooook blah blah blah. And in front of his schoolmates, he shoves him against a locker.

What the hell? And the fucking doofus still forgives him every time. GOD, either that guy is really REALLY, blindly in love, or he's incredibly stupid. And the boyfriend's not even cute either! A stupid greasy haired jock doo doo.

Imagine, 72 hours downloading some crap movie. The fucking paris hilton sex tape's better than this. At least that had some ACTION in it.

Hm. Well, short post today. Been too many long ones already. Yes, 2 is many.

So remember kiddies, the moral of this totally random ranting post i've just written is,

LYDIA'S A FUCKING LESBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Parents, keep your daughters locked away.

But don't worry lydia, we still love you.

My way or the highway.

2007-11-04T11:37:00.000-08:00

Lol, i remember laughing during these parts of the movie. Especially when he gets hit with a book from the lesbian humour section. Lol, the angel and devil are so cute. Lol, daniel letterle plays gay very well. He's the one in black, in case any of you were wondering.

Oh yes, Amira prettied up the bullshit blog thing. And it's awesome.

Right now it's 3:54 in morning and school starts in approximately, 3 hours 36 minutes and 27 seconds. I think.

I'm probably gonna be dead beat tomorrow, i mean later. Right now i have this phobia of going to sleep. Cuz every time i do, i always start coughing followed by the act of throwing up. Which is not pretty. It's a butt ugly sight.

When i tried to sleep this morning, i was coughing so badly. And it only happens when i attempt to go to bed! Urgh, i have a feeling god hates me. And so i throw up and rush to the toilet, but oh WOW, the door was fucking locked. So i had to like run around the house trying to find a toilet bowl with a handful of barf.

Which is fucking gross. It's sooooo gross, you have no idea how gross it is. I felt so disgusting after. Oh, and my room smelt really awful after that. I used up like 2 cans of air freshener, just to get rid of it.

Someone should make a perfume by adding puke to it and calling it essence of barf lol. OK, random.

So i just finished watching this movie about a Mormon missionary. And it was so sad. Well, depressing really. Although it was a happy ending, it was still depressing.

The movie basically focuses on the boy's religion since he's a Mormon and all, so his family is obviously very religious. And i think his dad is the head of the church he's in. If i'm not wrong.
And well, his family is just plain mean. They love him when he's straight and then hates him when he's gay? Like wtf.

Oh and you know what's worst. They send him, their own son, to this institution place. Where they're supposed to "help" you get "better". It basically tortures you until you become straight. Which is so horrible! The poor boy has to like scrub the halls with a toothbrush (the halls are freaking BIG) and then they put him in this tub full of ice and water, and forces his head under until he runs out of breath before pulling him up again.
Argh, it's just so cruel. And all that torture just because his love for another man is unorthodox.

Fuck that shit.

And they keep saying that god hates homosexuals and such. But does he really? I mean, isn't god like supposed to love everyone regardless of who they are as he is depicted in the bible? The ever so kind divine entity? THEN WHY THE FUCK DID HE FLOOD THE WORLD AND ONLY LET ONE GUY AND A COUPLE OF ANIMALS LIVE ( lol, random). And why is it a sin to love someone of the same sex? Gender is nothing more than a factor. What's really happening is two personalities, two different souls that share a mutual feeling for each other. It's just so hypocritical.

This is why i think religion sucks. And it sucks big ass donkey balls. That's what it sucks.

Although i don't believe in god, i don't deny that there's a greater force at work. It's just that i think god doesn't give a holy fuck about us.
Don't quote me on this, but right now, i can equate "god" to a kid with an ant farm and a magnifying glass.

I don't mean this as an offence to anyone. Who knows, my views may change with time. I might actually begin to believe in miracles.

Right now the time is 4:18 A.M. If anyone gives a fuck. How peachy.

Lol, i'm probably going to hell for saying all this. Oh wait, everyone's going to hell anyway.
It's the IN thing right now. Lol.

Argh i'm just rambling. Again.

Oh yeah and on a random note, did you know that a four-way is not an orgy?
Bet you guys didn't know that ;D

REDRUM.

2007-10-30T10:44:00.000-07:00

OK, a few things to point out.

First, i was gonna talk about Gore Fest, but i guess amira already beat me to it. WOW.
And lemme tell ya, it was fucking AMAZING.

I have never not slept for 24 hours and felt SO ALIVE in my life. Ever. It's just so....LIFE CHANGING. Lol.

Lol, oh yes. We made the 'bullshit blog' FINALLY! And it's so awesome!
Here's the link----> http://www.press5tosuckmytoes.blogspot.com
And leave a comment you motherfuckers! :D

Oh yeah, and amira's such a wimp. You wouldn't think it when you look at her. OH BUT IT'S THERE. HER WIMPNESS IS IN THERE! Just look DEEPER. DEEEEEEEEEEEPER. It's there. AND IT WILL REMAIN THERE, FOREEEEEEEEEEEVER. Oh dear.

Ah ok, next i would like to point out (sounds like a speech) that, adam levine is actually really good looking. Back in his 'this love' days. Dude, seriously. Watch the fucking video and you'll just go...WOW. And start thinking to yourself, is this the dude with the half shaven head? Unbelievable.

Right now he has the weird ass haircut going on, what's up with the mullet man? Oh wait, mah bad, it's not even mulletish enough to be a mullet. A mullet looks more decent than that shit. (harsh.) But noooooo, this is some alien ass haircut. It's like some hybrid, mullet crew cut.
Damn, he must've been on crack when he decided to get it done.

Urgh, what the hell did he do to himself?! IT'S A FUCKING SIN. Speaking of that, random note : STUPID ASS SIN SIN SUCKS BIG FAT METAL DONKEY BALLS. She should just go off and suck a fucking dick. Oh wait, she already does that for a living. Damn shit for brains.

Yeah anyway, before he killed his hair, he actually looked pretty good.

good levine.

fig 1.

fig 2. bad levine.

Don't you just wanna wipe that shit eating grin off his face? Lol.

Alright class, please look at fig 1. and fig 2. before explaining in your own words how different it is. After which you will proceed to stating which you prefer. And just so you know, for the second part of the question, there is a RIGHT answer.
Regardless of what THEY tell you. [20m]

Ok ok, i know i'm being a dickhead. BUT STILL. HE WAS PERFECTLY FINE BEFORE.... THAT HAPPENED.

But anywho, who am i to say what he should or shouldn't do. I know that people are subject to change, BUT STILL. Argh, hair will grow. I just hope he doesn't make the same mistake. Maybe he'll go bald next. That would be a sight.

Woah, ok. Got that outta my system.
Oh yeah on a side note, did you know that he and jake gyllenhaal were kindergarten buddies?

Dude, i fucking squealed at that. And after, i felt sooooo. Lame.

WOW. OK. Neeeeeeext. OH YES. Watched whose line uh, i think 5 hours ago. And Colin is just so funny! They did this game called 'film styles', they would start the scene as normal and drew was supposed to buzz them throughout the scene and each time he would give them a certain film style and they would have to continue the scene according to that style.

Power rangers, the shining and elvis movie were the most memorable ones lol. God, i was laughing my ass off.

For the shining one, Colin was going "REDRUM REDRUM" while moving his finger, and ryan had that crazy big eyed expression. Lol, it was fucking hilarious. If you watched the shining, or read it, you'd realize the irony of it all lol.

Right now, all of you and by that i mean the few people that actually bother to read this blog, would be wtf? Lol, you have to watch it to find it funny lol. AND HELL IT WAS.

Just watched 'Ravenous'. It was so stupid. I think it's supposed to be a comedy, yet not a comedy at the same time. So they show you a group of people in some isolated place in the mountains, what the fuck are they doing up there anyway? And some scottish man comes stumbling in from nowhere, on the verge of death. So obviously the people help the poor motherfucker, and he gets well again. AMAZING. After which he tells them he's from some cave and all his companions are dead, because some psycho colonel ate them all.

So, the group of people including the scottish man goes out into the snow to look for this cave. Because apparently, there's still one of the scottish man's companions who isn't dead yet. So once they reach this cave, they find out it's a trap. And the scottish man is actually the colonel in the story. SURPRISE SURPRISE! And he starts killing everyone. 'Cept one dude. And then the story goes oooooon, the eating the blood the killing. Delicious. And so in the end, everyone ends up dead. How peachy.

BURN THE BITCH.

Shit, i can't remember the other stuff i wanted to say. DAMN. Argh, oh well.

Oh yeah just thought of something random. You know how in those like superhero movies where the villain and the hero goes:
(i would expect you shitheads to know which is which.)

COME JOIN THE DARK SIDE.
.....no.
THEN DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Lol, i dunno. I just find it funny. It's like that saw IV spoof.

"LIVE OR DIE, MAKE YOUR CHOICE."
"I think the question is really neat and all, but the answer is kinda obvious."

Lmfao. Priceless.

Aw, i feel bad for dissing Adam Levine now lol.
Oh well. He's still cute. Well, kinda. In a way.

Borders.

2007-10-23T22:29:00.000-07:00

Went to borders yesterday. With my mom. Bought a book! Which is good.
Can't wait to finish it lol.

Oh yeah, i think i'm dying. Heck, i always think i'm dying.
BUT THIS TIME I THINK IT'S FOR REAL. I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIE.

Iv'e been coughing and hacking away like some kinda old granny on drugs.
Seriously! For like the past few days, i can't get enough fucking sleep.

Always afraid i might throw up. So i got so paranoid, i fucking slept beside the toilet bowl.
And when i woke up, i was like 'wtf?'.

You have no idea how degrading that is. Sleeping with your head over the bowl with remains of
your dinner swimming around in the water.

it's DISGUSTING.

D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G.

Imagine waking up to that.
Oh yeah, for the next two days we're supposed to report to school for "post exam activities".
HOW EXCITING!

God. Why the hell do we need post exam activities anyway? It's fucking stupid.
Like, who the hell wants to go to some dragon hill place to make dragon pots of clay?

See, that even sounds lame in print. Imagine actually going there.
on a side note: LYDIA YOU RICH PIECE OF SNAIL GUT!

50 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A B?! SCREEEEEEEEEEW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

Lol, it's hard enough for me to get a B.
So, SCREEEEEEW YOOOOOOU SOMEMOOOOORE!

Oh yeah, another thing. You happy now amira?

IT'S LESS BORING IN HERE.

Brokeback Mountain.

2007-10-16T23:07:00.000-07:00

Damn, the thing is too big. Ah well. I'll get rid of it soon.

This the trailer for Brokeback Mountain. It's a really good movie. It deserved all the awards it
got. And hell, it was a lot of awards lol.

The end was really depressing though. I don't know why the bottom guy is always the one who
suffers lol.

Maybe it's like some kinda unspoken rule.
Well, the show really MOVED me. And that's not an easy thing to do. I laugh at almost anything.

But i wasn't laughing when the movie ended. *tension tension tension*

Although it wasn't sad enough to make me cry, it did have a really long lasting effect.

I still think about movie even after so many days. PONDERING.
I dunno, the movie, it just...grabs you. GRABS.

It's really a good watch. Unless your homophobic. If you are, you outta be ashamed.

Lol oh yeah, the phrase of the year(after the movie was released, looong time ago),

"I wish i knew how to quit yooooooou!" *drama drama drama*

The chemistry paper yesterday and the physics paper today was FREAKING AWESOME.
I'm not even worrying! Two more papers to add to my wall of failure! It just keeps growing! :D

Oh god, social studies paper came today. AND I FAILED. Lol, why's that not surprising.

Ps: Jake Gyllenhaal is F-I-N-E, FINE! DAMN, that boy smoking hot! LMAO. But seriously, look
at his eyes, THEY'RE SO PRETTY.

Well, actually not really. BUT THEY'RE ABOVE AVERAGE. AND THAT'S PRETTY DARN ABOVE.

Lol, that last sentence didn't even make sense.