First, i was gonna talk about Gore Fest, but i guess amira already beat me to it. WOW. And lemme tell ya, it was fucking AMAZING.
I have never not slept for 24 hours and felt SO ALIVE in my life. Ever. It's just so....LIFE CHANGING. Lol.
Lol, oh yes. We made the 'bullshit blog' FINALLY! And it's so awesome! Here's the link---->http://www.press5tosuckmytoes.blogspot.com And leave a comment you motherfuckers! :D
Oh yeah, and amira's such a wimp. You wouldn't think it when you look at her. OH BUT IT'S THERE. HER WIMPNESS IS IN THERE! Just look DEEPER. DEEEEEEEEEEEPER. It's there. AND IT WILL REMAIN THERE, FOREEEEEEEEEEEVER. Oh dear.
Ah ok, next i would like to point out (sounds like a speech) that, adam levine is actually really good looking. Back in his 'this love' days. Dude, seriously. Watch the fucking video and you'll just go...WOW. And start thinking to yourself, is this the dude with the half shaven head? Unbelievable.
Right now he has the weird ass haircut going on, what's up with the mullet man? Oh wait, mah bad, it's not even mulletish enough to be a mullet. A mullet looks more decent than that shit. (harsh.) But noooooo, this is some alien ass haircut. It's like some hybrid, mullet crew cut. Damn, he must've been on crack when he decided to get it done.
Urgh, what the hell did he do to himself?! IT'S A FUCKING SIN. Speaking of that, random note : STUPID ASS SIN SIN SUCKS BIG FAT METAL DONKEY BALLS. She should just go off and suck a fucking dick. Oh wait, she already does that for a living. Damn shit for brains.
Yeah anyway, before he killed his hair, he actually looked pretty good.
good levine.
fig 1.
fig 2. bad levine.
Don't you just wanna wipe that shit eating grin off his face? Lol.
Alright class, please look at fig 1. and fig 2. before explaining in your own words how different it is. After which you will proceed to stating which you prefer. And just so you know, for the second part of the question, there is a RIGHT answer. Regardless of what THEY tell you. [20m]
Ok ok, i know i'm being a dickhead. BUT STILL. HE WAS PERFECTLY FINE BEFORE.... THAT HAPPENED.
But anywho, who am i to say what he should or shouldn't do. I know that people are subject to change, BUT STILL. Argh, hair will grow. I just hope he doesn't make the same mistake. Maybe he'll go bald next. That would be a sight.
Woah, ok. Got that outta my system. Oh yeah on a side note, did you know that he and jake gyllenhaal were kindergarten buddies?
Dude, i fucking squealed at that. And after, i felt sooooo. Lame.
WOW. OK. Neeeeeeext. OH YES. Watched whose line uh, i think 5 hours ago. And Colin is just so funny! They did this game called 'film styles', they would start the scene as normal and drew was supposed to buzz them throughout the scene and each time he would give them a certain film style and they would have to continue the scene according to that style.
Power rangers, the shining and elvis movie were the most memorable ones lol. God, i was laughing my ass off.
For the shining one, Colin was going "REDRUM REDRUM" while moving his finger, and ryan had that crazy big eyed expression. Lol, it was fucking hilarious. If you watched the shining, or read it, you'd realize the irony of it all lol.
Right now, all of you and by that i mean the few people that actually bother to read this blog, would be wtf? Lol, you have to watch it to find it funny lol. AND HELL IT WAS.
Just watched 'Ravenous'. It was so stupid. I think it's supposed to be a comedy, yet not a comedy at the same time. So they show you a group of people in some isolated place in the mountains, what the fuck are they doing up there anyway? And some scottish man comes stumbling in from nowhere, on the verge of death. So obviously the people help the poor motherfucker, and he gets well again. AMAZING. After which he tells them he's from some cave and all his companions are dead, because some psycho colonel ate them all.
So, the group of people including the scottish man goes out into the snow to look for this cave. Because apparently, there's still one of the scottish man's companions who isn't dead yet. So once they reach this cave, they find out it's a trap. And the scottish man is actually the colonel in the story. SURPRISE SURPRISE! And he starts killing everyone. 'Cept one dude. And then the story goes oooooon, the eating the blood the killing. Delicious. And so in the end, everyone ends up dead. How peachy.
BURN THE BITCH.
Shit, i can't remember the other stuff i wanted to say. DAMN. Argh, oh well.
Oh yeah just thought of something random. You know how in those like superhero movies where the villain and the hero goes: (i would expect you shitheads to know which is which.)
COME JOIN THE DARK SIDE. .....no. THEN DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Lol, i dunno. I just find it funny. It's like that saw IV spoof.
"LIVE OR DIE, MAKE YOUR CHOICE." "I think the question is really neat and all, but the answer is kinda obvious."
Lmfao. Priceless. Aw, i feel bad for dissing Adam Levine now lol. Oh well. He's still cute. Well, kinda. In a way.
JELINE,
10:44 AM
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Borders.
Went to borders yesterday. With my mom. Bought a book! Which is good. Can't wait to finish it lol.
Oh yeah, i think i'm dying. Heck, i always think i'm dying. BUT THIS TIME I THINK IT'S FOR REAL. I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIE.
Iv'e been coughing and hacking away like some kinda old granny on drugs. Seriously! For like the past few days, i can't get enough fucking sleep.
Always afraid i might throw up. So i got so paranoid, i fucking slept beside the toilet bowl. And when i woke up, i was like 'wtf?'. You have no idea how degrading that is. Sleeping with your head over the bowl with remains of your dinner swimming around in the water.
it's DISGUSTING.
D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G.
Imagine waking up to that. Oh yeah, for the next two days we're supposed to report to school for "post exam activities". HOW EXCITING!
God. Why the hell do we need post exam activities anyway? It's fucking stupid. Like, who the hell wants to go to some dragon hill place to make dragon pots of clay?
See, that even sounds lame in print. Imagine actually going there. on a side note: LYDIA YOU RICH PIECE OF SNAIL GUT! 50 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A B?! SCREEEEEEEEEEW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.
Lol, it's hard enough for me to get a B. So, SCREEEEEEW YOOOOOOU SOMEMOOOOORE!
Oh yeah, another thing. You happy now amira?
IT'S LESS BORING IN HERE.
JELINE,
10:29 PM
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Brokeback Mountain.
Damn, the thing is too big. Ah well. I'll get rid of it soon. This the trailer for Brokeback Mountain. It's a really good movie. It deserved all the awards it got. And hell, it was a lot of awards lol. The end was really depressing though. I don't know why the bottom guy is always the one who suffers lol.
Maybe it's like some kinda unspoken rule. Well, the show really MOVED me. And that's not an easy thing to do. I laugh at almost anything.
But i wasn't laughing when the movie ended. *tension tension tension*
Although it wasn't sad enough to make me cry, it did have a really long lasting effect. I still think about movie even after so many days. PONDERING. I dunno, the movie, it just...grabs you. GRABS. It's really a good watch. Unless your homophobic. If you are, you outta be ashamed. Lol oh yeah, the phrase of the year(after the movie was released, looong time ago),
"I wish i knew how to quit yooooooou!" *drama drama drama*
The chemistry paper yesterday and the physics paper today was FREAKING AWESOME. I'm not even worrying! Two more papers to add to my wall of failure! It just keeps growing! :D Oh god, social studies paper came today. AND I FAILED. Lol, why's that not surprising. Ps: Jake Gyllenhaal is F-I-N-E, FINE! DAMN, that boy smoking hot! LMAO. But seriously, look at his eyes, THEY'RE SO PRETTY.
Well, actually not really. BUT THEY'RE ABOVE AVERAGE. AND THAT'S PRETTY DARN ABOVE.
Lol, that last sentence didn't even make sense.
JELINE,
11:07 PM
Ah, IT'S YOU.
Ah, it is. It is I,
JELINE.
3rd July 1992
IMMA BITCH SLAP YOU IN THE FACE.
Haha, just kidding. I looooove you.
HAMMER TIME.
SING IT. NAO.
How could you be so cold,
As the winter wind when it breeze, yo.
Just remember you talkin' to me though.
You need to watch the way you talkin' to me, yo.
I mean after all the things that we been through,
I mean after all the things we got into.
Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me.