"How come when God talks to Joseph Smith he's a prophet, but when God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic?"
~Christian William Markelli
Awesome statement up there. Lol.
Ah yes, on another note: Oldies music will always rule. Lol, that song, is so mushy. But yet soooooo...how you say, LOMANTIC. No? Lmao.
Omg, i went to school today. And i was D-Y-I-N-G. Not only was it boring as fuck, our bloody English teacher was being such a prat. God, i hate her so.
Oh yeah, and i have quite a big announcement to make:
LYDIA, I TAKE IT BACK. YOU'RE NOT BI.
YOU'RE JUST LESBIAN!
LOL. I bet she'll love it when she sees that. She was trying to hit on Cassandra during English period. I'll never let her live it down.
Oh yeah, just finished watching a movie. It was horrible. I wasted 72 hours of my life and bandwith downloading it. Jesus. The acting is horrible, the guys aren't even cute. The damn lead has a head shaped like a tulip. The back part of his skull is just so ROUND. And not only was he not good looking, the plot wasn't even believable. And his "boyfriend" is such a prick. He keeps saying ooooh, i love i love, it'll be oooooook blah blah blah. And in front of his schoolmates, he shoves him against a locker.
What the hell? And the fucking doofus still forgives him every time. GOD, either that guy is really REALLY, blindly in love, or he's incredibly stupid. And the boyfriend's not even cute either! A stupid greasy haired jock doo doo.
Imagine, 72 hours downloading some crap movie. The fucking paris hilton sex tape's better than this. At least that had some ACTION in it.
Hm. Well, short post today. Been too many long ones already. Yes, 2 is many.
So remember kiddies, the moral of this totally random ranting post i've just written is,
LYDIA'S A FUCKING LESBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Parents, keep your daughters locked away.
But don't worry lydia, we still love you.
JELINE,
11:54 PM
Sunday, November 4, 2007
My way or the highway.
Lol, i remember laughing during these parts of the movie. Especially when he gets hit with a book from the lesbian humour section. Lol, the angel and devil are so cute. Lol, daniel letterle plays gay very well. He's the one in black, in case any of you were wondering.
Oh yes, Amira prettied up the bullshit blog thing. And it's awesome.
Right now it's 3:54 in morning and school starts in approximately, 3 hours 36 minutes and 27 seconds. I think.
I'm probably gonna be dead beat tomorrow, i mean later. Right now i have this phobia of going to sleep. Cuz every time i do, i always start coughing followed by the act of throwing up. Which is not pretty. It's a butt ugly sight.
When i tried to sleep this morning, i was coughing so badly. And it only happens when i attempt to go to bed! Urgh, i have a feeling god hates me. And so i throw up and rush to the toilet, but oh WOW, the door was fucking locked. So i had to like run around the house trying to find a toilet bowl with a handful of barf.
Which is fucking gross. It's sooooo gross, you have no idea how gross it is. I felt so disgusting after. Oh, and my room smelt really awful after that. I used up like 2 cans of air freshener, just to get rid of it.
Someone should make a perfume by adding puke to it and calling it essence of barf lol. OK, random.
So i just finished watching this movie about a Mormon missionary. And it was so sad. Well, depressing really. Although it was a happy ending, it was still depressing.
The movie basically focuses on the boy's religion since he's a Mormon and all, so his family is obviously very religious. And i think his dad is the head of the church he's in. If i'm not wrong. And well, his family is just plain mean. They love him when he's straight and then hates him when he's gay? Like wtf.
Oh and you know what's worst. They send him, their own son, to this institution place. Where they're supposed to "help" you get "better". It basically tortures you until you become straight. Which is so horrible! The poor boy has to like scrub the halls with a toothbrush (the halls are freaking BIG) and then they put him in this tub full of ice and water, and forces his head under until he runs out of breath before pulling him up again. Argh, it's just so cruel. And all that torture just because his love for another man is unorthodox.
Fuck that shit.
And they keep saying that god hates homosexuals and such. But does he really? I mean, isn't god like supposed to love everyone regardless of who they are as he is depicted in the bible? The ever so kind divine entity? THEN WHY THE FUCK DID HE FLOOD THE WORLD AND ONLY LET ONE GUY AND A COUPLE OF ANIMALS LIVE ( lol, random). And why is it a sin to love someone of the same sex? Gender is nothing more than a factor. What's really happening is two personalities, two different souls that share a mutual feeling for each other. It's just so hypocritical.
This is why i think religion sucks. And it sucks big ass donkey balls. That's what it sucks.
Although i don't believe in god, i don't deny that there's a greater force at work. It's just that i think god doesn't give a holy fuck about us. Don't quote me on this, but right now, i can equate "god" to a kid with an ant farm and a magnifying glass.
I don't mean this as an offence to anyone. Who knows, my views may change with time. I might actually begin to believe in miracles.
Right now the time is 4:18 A.M. If anyone gives a fuck. How peachy.
Lol, i'm probably going to hell for saying all this. Oh wait, everyone's going to hell anyway. It's the IN thing right now. Lol.
Argh i'm just rambling. Again.
Oh yeah and on a random note, did you know that a four-way is not an orgy? Bet you guys didn't know that ;D
JELINE,
11:37 AM
Ah, IT'S YOU.
Ah, it is. It is I,
JELINE.
3rd July 1992
IMMA BITCH SLAP YOU IN THE FACE.
Haha, just kidding. I looooove you.
HAMMER TIME.
SING IT. NAO.
How could you be so cold,
As the winter wind when it breeze, yo.
Just remember you talkin' to me though.
You need to watch the way you talkin' to me, yo.
I mean after all the things that we been through,
I mean after all the things we got into.
Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me.