RAWBERRY!! Sounds so violent, like a barbarian call lol!
And MENERGY sounds COOL LOL!
Update hmmm, uh..umm...oh we had P.E today...i suck at handball lol! BUT IT'S OK! SPAAAAAARTAS WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! ONWARD!!
Hmmm, what else can i say to take up spaaaaaaace. DA DEE DA DEE DA. Oh i watched that video Amira mention by nigahiga lol. That ninja thing, lol! It took me like an hour to figure out the hand trick lol! DAMN, it looked to fast and cool in the video! LIKE WATER. Oh that reminds me, DIARRHOEA , FLOW LIKE A RIIIIIIVER. LMAAAAAAO. Anyone who gets the reference, 100 points!! Hee hee, points.
I know Amira will know. *wiggles eyebrows* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah maaaaaaaaaan. HEH HEH.
Oh yeah, AMIRA,
I CHANGED THE SONG, SINCE YOU HATED IT
SO MUCH. NOW IT'S MELLOW. BASK IN ITS MELLOWNESS BAAAAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYY.
You'd better get yourself tooooooooogether, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby lol!
Hmmmm, you know there are some lyrics in songs that i really like. Whilst in other songs the lyrics don't really make much sense. BUT THE BEAT'S CATCHY (for the songs that has nonsense lyrics). Know what i mean? LIKE THIS:
NOT COOL: Shake it by Metro Station. OK THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE. I, MYSELF, LIKE THE SONG. So, RELAX. Ok, here goes;
Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
ALRIGHT, 'but' is a negative connotation, used to display disagreement between the two parts of a sentence, yes? So in order to STIMULATE (ah aah AMIRA, i can remember some of the stupid things leeeeeeeeh!) disagreement, there would have to be a contradiction of terms right?
But see, in the sentence, LIPS and EYES HAVE NO CONNECTION WHATSOEVER. NOTHING. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT'S IT'S BOTH ON THE FACE. BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THE LYRICIST IS TRYING TO TELL US. In fact, WHAT THE HELL IS HE TRYING TO TELL US FROM THAT SENTENCE. From the description of this girl by her mouth and eye movement, the only deduction i can concur is, she's retarded. But that wouldn't be too romantic would it. So i guess that's not his intention, this is, a love/sex song after all. BUT IS IT?! OH HO. THINK ABOUT THAT.
You're on the bed but your clothes are laying right there
Just for your information, NOT EVERYONE SLEEPS IN THE NUDE.
And I was thinking of places that I could hide
Why does he want to hide? Didn't he just say "And I was thinking of ways that I could get inside" in the first verse? OH OH, SO NOW HE WANTS TO HIDE. JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T SLEEP NAKED. Shame on you!
Tonight you're falling in love
OH, ARE YOU REALLY. You damn prejudiced against un-naked people prick.
The feelings stirring me up
Oh and hey don't get me started on the bridge and chorus. Those two make zero sense. IT'S JUST WORDS. ON A STICK.
Now if she does it like this will you do it like that Now if she touches like this, will you touch her right back Now if she moves like this, will you move it like that
Ok, the bridge is still tolerable. Although, TOUCHING IS USUALLY FROWNED UPON BY MANY.
DO NOT TOUCH.....UNNECESSARILY.
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, uh shake it
OK, there it is. The big finisher. People who like this song, you do realise, that the chorus(probably the catchiest part of the song that causes you to remember the title) ONLY consists of 3 words. Shake, uh and it.
no wait, actually it's 2 words. UH ISN'T EVEN A WORD. IT'S JUST A NOISE. A GRUNT IF YOU WILL. That has got to be the most unintelligent chorus ever. Besides, that "You're Beautiful" song by James Blunt, that's the most stupid song i've ever heard.
Alright, i'm pretty much done. HOWEVER, i would like to say that i do like "Shake It", VERY MUCH. I really do, because even though it makes no sense, IT'S COOL. LOL. I actually feel bad for dissing the song like that, but what's done is done, and it'll be too heartbreaking to backspace all that i've typed. I'LL DIE from the intense and searing MISEEEEEERY. LOL.
Hee hee, although i made fun of the song, i still know that it's good cause i'll never be able to write a song like that, and the lyricist must've possessed quite a degree of intelligence to be able to conjure such uh, rhymes lol. AND, i actually have no right to say anything since he's like making lotsa money with the damn song lol!
I KNOW ALL THAT, BUT I STILL
DID IT ANYWAY. HAH.
ALRIGHTY, after all that's said and done, i would really love to tell you what i think is a COOL song but alas, you guys will say that i'm biased, which i probably will be when choosing a song as a COOL example lol. I'm sure those of you who know, KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
Yes, those who know, will know.
And besides, the song that i'll choose will be one that will have a negative response from SOME people. HEE HEE HEE. YA KNOOOOOOOOOW. YEAH!
Maybe if i'm in the mood for torturing people with my bad taste in music, i'll talk about it in the next post lol, since this one's getting a tad long.
OK, AND I'M DONE! Notice this whole update is just rambling. ABOUT NOTHING. YEAH! THE EVER COMMON TOPIC! REJOICE! DANCE AROUND THE FIRE!
JELINE,
2:11 AM
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
HUUUUUUUUU, WEEEEEEEE.
HO YEAH. Got back my MANDARIN results today, lol CHINESE LAH CHINESE.
Yeah well, got a C6. Ain't TOO bad. I don't have any regrets though. I did my best, and i know this is the best that i'll ever do. So yeah, didn't feel sad, miserable, hapless, low-down, dejected OR excruciatingly agonising, pitiful, torturously cauterised ANGUISH.
Woah, cool huh? So it was ok. Ho yeah, did i also mention that we got back our results on the day of our english ORAL. OH MY FUCKING GOD. It was terrible.
I was muttering like a fool. The venue was the library and well WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, I WAS FIRST; along with Geraldine of course. Sigh. So anyway, the two uh, teachers? Were upstairs on the second floor of the library, and i had to climb the spiral staircase, THAT WAS THE MOST HARROWING WALK I EVER TOOK. I swear to god, on like the 5th step, all my bones turned to dust. JUST POOF, and away it goes, into a land filled with dust. DUSTLAND. WHERE DUST MOUNTAINS GROW AND COWS MILK DUSTIFIED CREAMY SUBSTANCES.
Oh ew, that sounded sick lol. So yeah, i sat down went through hell, came back, SCORCHING HOT! YEAH BABY!
AFTER THAT ORAL, I WAS SO HOT I CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING AND THE DEATH OF POLAR BEARS.
Get it get it? KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!??! LOL, ok NEVER MIND. Don't hurt yourself thinking about it too much.
You know for those of you who have yet to understand the intellectual competence of said sentence, you should be glad. It actually means that you're not corrupted wholly YET. So what you should do is slice of a piece of yourself for future preservation, help the next generation rekindle such rare innocence lol!
CELL CLONING BABY. Yeah, technology of the future, how cool is THAT. HOO HOO.
SO YEAH, WHERE WAS I. Oh, the China Olympics thingy has begun, it's COOOOOL. YEEEAH.
So in honour of the festivities or hmmm, i mean occasion, i made a trip to the cutting hair person and gave myself a china cut. IN SPIRIT OF THE BEIJING OLYMPICS. Because you know, China's the new FLACK.
Oh dear, that just didn't make any sense lol! ARGH.
So YES, Chinese was a total bust and English Oral so sucked. Oh yes, it didn't just SUCK. Because sucking would be too abstemious a term, and thus, SO is the emphasis on which SUCKING fails to accentuate; that is why SO SUCK is such a beautiful BEAUTIFUL PHRASE. IT IS.
IT BURNS WITH THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND
SUNS, SHINES WITH THE MAGNIFICENCE
OF A MILLION LIGHT BULBS PACKED IN A
CELLOPHANE TUBE,
ILLUMINATES WITH THE SPARKLING
BRILLIANCE OF A TRILLION DUSTIFIED
CREAMY SUBSTANCES.
OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. LOL. But, maybe you don't.
For all you unstupid people out there who didn't waste their time reading this completely useless piece of text, here's your summary.
In a nutshell, all i wanted to say is, i got back my Chinese O level results aaaaand, english oral was baaaaaaaad.
Yup. And now you can leave ;D
JELINE,
6:49 AM
Ah, IT'S YOU.
Ah, it is. It is I,
JELINE.
3rd July 1992
IMMA BITCH SLAP YOU IN THE FACE.
Haha, just kidding. I looooove you.
HAMMER TIME.
SING IT. NAO.
How could you be so cold,
As the winter wind when it breeze, yo.
Just remember you talkin' to me though.
You need to watch the way you talkin' to me, yo.
I mean after all the things that we been through,
I mean after all the things we got into.
Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me.