HO YEAH. Got back my MANDARIN results today, lol CHINESE LAH CHINESE.
Yeah well, got a C6. Ain't TOO bad. I don't have any regrets though. I did my best, and i know this is the best that i'll ever do. So yeah, didn't feel sad, miserable, hapless, low-down, dejected OR excruciatingly agonising, pitiful, torturously cauterised ANGUISH.
Woah, cool huh? So it was ok. Ho yeah, did i also mention that we got back our results on the day of our english ORAL. OH MY FUCKING GOD. It was terrible.
I was muttering like a fool. The venue was the library and well WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, I WAS FIRST; along with Geraldine of course. Sigh. So anyway, the two uh, teachers? Were upstairs on the second floor of the library, and i had to climb the spiral staircase, THAT WAS THE MOST HARROWING WALK I EVER TOOK. I swear to god, on like the 5th step, all my bones turned to dust. JUST POOF, and away it goes, into a land filled with dust. DUSTLAND. WHERE DUST MOUNTAINS GROW AND COWS MILK DUSTIFIED CREAMY SUBSTANCES.
Oh ew, that sounded sick lol. So yeah, i sat down went through hell, came back, SCORCHING HOT! YEAH BABY!
AFTER THAT ORAL, I WAS SO HOT I CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING AND THE DEATH OF POLAR BEARS.
Get it get it? KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!??! LOL, ok NEVER MIND. Don't hurt yourself thinking about it too much.
You know for those of you who have yet to understand the intellectual competence of said sentence, you should be glad. It actually means that you're not corrupted wholly YET. So what you should do is slice of a piece of yourself for future preservation, help the next generation rekindle such rare innocence lol!
CELL CLONING BABY. Yeah, technology of the future, how cool is THAT. HOO HOO.
SO YEAH, WHERE WAS I. Oh, the China Olympics thingy has begun, it's COOOOOL. YEEEAH.
So in honour of the festivities or hmmm, i mean occasion, i made a trip to the cutting hair person and gave myself a china cut. IN SPIRIT OF THE BEIJING OLYMPICS. Because you know, China's the new FLACK.
Oh dear, that just didn't make any sense lol! ARGH.
So YES, Chinese was a total bust and English Oral so sucked. Oh yes, it didn't just SUCK. Because sucking would be too abstemious a term, and thus, SO is the emphasis on which SUCKING fails to accentuate; that is why SO SUCK is such a beautiful BEAUTIFUL PHRASE. IT IS.
IT BURNS WITH THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND
SUNS, SHINES WITH THE MAGNIFICENCE
OF A MILLION LIGHT BULBS PACKED IN A
CELLOPHANE TUBE,
ILLUMINATES WITH THE SPARKLING
BRILLIANCE OF A TRILLION DUSTIFIED
CREAMY SUBSTANCES.
OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. LOL. But, maybe you don't.
For all you unstupid people out there who didn't waste their time reading this completely useless piece of text, here's your summary.
In a nutshell, all i wanted to say is, i got back my Chinese O level results aaaaand, english oral was baaaaaaaad.
Yup. And now you can leave ;D
JELINE,
6:49 AM
Ah, IT'S YOU.
Ah, it is. It is I,
JELINE.
3rd July 1992
IMMA BITCH SLAP YOU IN THE FACE.
Haha, just kidding. I looooove you.
HAMMER TIME.
SING IT. NAO.
How could you be so cold,
As the winter wind when it breeze, yo.
Just remember you talkin' to me though.
You need to watch the way you talkin' to me, yo.
I mean after all the things that we been through,
I mean after all the things we got into.
Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me.